"what the shit? what I even do wrong?" "I was geared up to head through the teleport gate to the frontier with my girlfriend, Ravina had just gone through with no issue, but when I did, something went funky. i think i was thrown somewhere further into the wild continent, somewhere called Lordran according to the locals..."

"...that was fine, I figured id work my way back to the frontier and everything would be cool, but after a couple of days trying to get my bearings, I got this weird mark on my skin, a little ring of fire, looks cool but when I asked one of the locals what the deal was, I got arrested by big goons in armor and dragged off to jail. now I'm here, in this big ass dungeon on a little island, other prisoners call it the undead asylum, the fuck am I here for?"