"Bahahahaha! suck it asshole! I WIN!"
"heh, no one expects an axe off the top rope!... fucking fat ass."
-sigh-
"what's my gear look like?"
"huh... what's this squiggly black thing?"
Keva Loses to the Asylum Demon (DS1-4)
Keva was unprepared for the might of the Undead Asylum's Warden, and thus was punished for attempted escape from his domain.
First Rest Stop (DS1-3)
"Well I've been wandering this place for a while now, I found some of my gear that was confiscated when I got arrested. found me Axe and Phone in the hands of some of some withered undead guys... took me a while to clean the gunk off the screen. but now i can at least try and get some info on this place."
"To top it off the warden of this place it like a giant fat demi demon thing with a log club. nearly jumped on me when I tried for the front door, gonna have to deal with him to get out of here."
"I found someone here that wasn't hostile though. some knight who... I think was dying? I'm not sure if undead can die? he mentioned that he was turning hollow... what ever that means."
"he did say I was also undead... I wanted to call bullshit on that, but he was dying, that be rude. he told me i need to ring a 'Bell of Awakening' and then i would know what to do next... where the shit is that?"
"he's didn't say, just gave me a glowing flask that has some healing juice, and then died... why didn't he drink the juice? also don't know..."
"I'm gonna take a rest and then see what i can do against that warden guy, I've got my axe now, so I'll show him the business and get out of here."
(DS1-2)
"screw hanging around here, I'm leaving... sigh, so what have i got..."
"hmmm, my kit, a chipped broken blade i found under the straw bed in the corner and a ring my mom gave me... welp, i guess i can improvise something?"
Welcome to the Asylum (DS1-1)
"what the shit? what I even do wrong?" "I was geared up to head through the teleport gate to the frontier with my girlfriend, Ravina had just gone through with no issue, but when I did, something went funky. i think i was thrown somewhere further into the wild continent, somewhere called Lordran according to the locals..."
"...that was fine, I figured id work my way back to the frontier and everything would be cool, but after a couple of days trying to get my bearings, I got this weird mark on my skin, a little ring of fire, looks cool but when I asked one of the locals what the deal was, I got arrested by big goons in armor and dragged off to jail. now I'm here, in this big ass dungeon on a little island, other prisoners call it the undead asylum, the fuck am I here for?"
New Gal: Wyna Gwyll
Wyna Gwyll, Priestess of the fallen gods lost in twilight, ready to delve into the darkness in search of the fallen deities.
